Yolanda and PDAF are Preventing the Second Coming of Jesus, Study Says

12/01/2014 – Bologna | Humanist Association of America (HAA), a non sectarian group whose research and expertise in biblical history and bible science has been the basis of many modern religions, released a report about PDAF Scam and Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda), to be among the incidents that prevents the second coming of the biblical Jesus.

The shocking report rocked the Catholic community both in Europe and US. HAA presented both scientific and biblical evidence on its report released to the media on Friday morning.

The 23-page study revealed more than 980 events in the last 10 years that prompted Jesus Christ to postpone his second coming.

“The Philippine’s biggest corruption scandal was premeditated by the biblical God, and is only one among his hundreds of mistakes outlined in the bible. The Typhoon Haiyan is one of his 1,318 actual orders to destroy his creation stated in both the books of Genesis and Mathew. The biblical Jesus was embarrassed and lost his senses by his father’s playful attitude (Mark 3:21)”, the report says.

“Philippines, the only Catholic and Christian country in Asia is the place where the biblical Jesus Christ is supposed to appear on his second coming, but seeing how devastated the Eastern part of Visayas, and how paralyzed the government is because of corruption, he decided to cancel his arrival”, the report noted.

Although Vatican rejected the details of the report, bible scholars and freethinkers supported the 10-month study.

In a related but separate article, The Deconverted Catholic, an Italian Humanist Magazine asked Vatican why people are praying after being hit and not before so God could help them, remained unanswered.

“If God can’t do anything about natural disaster, then he can do nothing at all – or is he really even exists outside biblical beliefs?”, a popular quote in the magazine that caused confusions to many Catholics and religious fanatics.

 /Pablo Franciti/ Assisted Press Bologna/

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