Duterte will stop cussing :: Includes God in his story

Duterte has decided to stop cussing.

With each passing day, the drama of this fantastic country keeps getting more and more interesting; in the country of Rody Duterte with its 7100 islands, newer things keep happening in quick succession so that no one can claim boredom.

The players are mostly larger than life From the Pope to the President of the United States and from the United nations General Secretary all are players in this excellent drama that is enacted over two continents and a half.

With the drama getting bigger and bigger and with more pressure piling on Duterte to not antagonize the other characters and to read the script as directed, there was the urgent need for some relief.

That is why almighty god himself decided to step in and complete the star cast.

And, that is not all the almighty god decided to actually threaten the President by making his plane crash down out of the skies that very moment if he did not discontinue using abusive and rash language against one and all.

It was quite an amusing story but Senator Panfilo Lascson was not amused; nor was he convinced with the amusing story that the President cooked up about his promising God that he would stop cursing and abusing during his speeches.

Lacson was straightforward at refuting the President’s version and quipped that God does not threaten anyone with crashing his plane; Lacson was then asked for his reaction to the episode.

His reply was one that bordered on the hilarious since he stated in a matter-of-fact manner that the story narrated by President Duterte was probably true since only god can make Rody refrain from using those insulting abuses that are a part of his speeches.

The episode

President Duterte had earlier narrated to members of the media that while returning from Japan, and when all the people were asleep, God had appeared out of nowhere and threatened him that if he did not stop cursing in his speeches, he would bring down the plane.

Since it was God himself, President Duterte had promised him that he will not use those cuss words in the speeches that he delivered.

Meanwhile, the reactions over his undiplomatic utterances are reaching a crescendo and almost all the Senators are hoping that he will stay true to his promise.

Umrao singh
umraoz.wordpress.com

Friday, 28 October 2016
Written for: Lars-Magnus Carlsson
www.thephilippinepride.com

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